Category Archives: the south

quote of the day

“There is no shortage of rednecks in the neat, quiet American military cemeteries which now dot the globe. However rejected in normal times, the redneck has always been welcomed when the nation went to war.”
– F.N. Boney

For My Buddies Down South, Because This Is How They Roll

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question: 
 

You’re  walking down a deserted street with your wife and two  small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you… 

You are carrying a Glock . 45 caliber handgun, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. 
What do you do?

 


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THINK CAREFULLY 
THEN SCROLL  DOWN:


Democrat’s Answer:

  • Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
  • Does the man look poor or oppressed?
  • Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
  • Could we run away?
  • What does my wife think?
  • What about the kids?
  • Could I  possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of  his hand?
  • What does the law say about this situation?  
  • Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
  • Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
  • Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
  • Does he definitely want to kill me, or would  he be content just to wound me?
  • If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
  • Should I call 9-1-1?
  • Why is this street so deserted?
  • We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
  • Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
  • I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
  • This is all so confusing!

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Republican’s Answer:

BANG!


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Southerner’s  Answer:  

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  BANG!
BANG ! BANG!
 BANG ! BANG!BANG ! BANG!

Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG!  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG! 
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!

Click 

Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy!’
‘Were  those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! ‘ 

Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one?!’ 

Wife: ‘You ain’t taking that to the taxidermist!

Book Review: World Made By Hand

World Made By Hand by James Howard Kunstler was part of my last Amazon book order. For whatever reason I picked it up to read first. It was a very easy and pleasant read and I finished it in part of one afternoon and a little bit of the next. 

The basic plot is that by a combination of peak oil, resource wars, economic difficulties thereon and terrorist attacks our fossil fuel based just in time delivery system world falls apart. Without getting too into details I would say it falls somewhere between a slow slide type scenario and an immediate One Second After kind of situation. The book takes place some years after this event has happened and the population of the region is significantly diminished. It follows a small town through a summer full of interesting events through the eyes of an older but healthy and lively widower who makes his living doing carpentry. A variety of events happen and they lead to other developments and stuff happens. Now onto our standard format.

The Good: I enjoyed this book more than I have enjoyed any book in a long time. It is really a great read. I appreciated that it talked more about how peoples lives developed, the economy changed and how folks got through everyday events than anything else. I found that particularly noteworthy and thought provoking.

The book went into significant detail about how people did the little things and got along with each other and such. I mean there was some action but the ratio was probably a lot more realistic than most books in the genre which are almost just action/ adventure and gun porn. Instead of writing one paragraph about how the main characters grow a garden, cook and preserve food, etc and then devote whole chapters to very lengthy and detailed discussions of the exact rifle with such and such modifications this book talked about how people got everyday tasks done without electricity or fossil fuels.

One thought provoking thing I appreciated in this book was that it was realistic in that people interacted and worked together. There was still a fair amount of division of labor. Of course everybody had a big garden and usually some chickens and rabbits it was realistic in the sense that they still needed to do something to get a surplus of money/ trade goods to swap for stuff they can’t produce.

In a world made by hand the need for semi skilled physical labor will be significant, if just to meet local food production needs. The days of a 70 year old man and his 50 year old son working a huge piece of land with tractors and combines to grow one or two crops would be over. The amount of labor a farm needed would go up exponentially. Seeing as people will (even with a garden and some chickens) need to get some surplus to trade lots of folks would likely end up in this capacity. To compare people who ended up in this role to serfs or peasants would likely be more accurate than not. Just like any other economic system (life isn’t so good for somebody who works at McDonalds)  it is better to be close to the top or at least not at the bottom. This got me thinking about skills and how one could position them self to be as comfortable as possible. In the short term stocking food and goods would help but in the long run it would be about wits, skills and productive land.

I could go on for a long time about the great parts of this book. Seriously it was a great book.

The Bad: It probably leaned a bit to peace nick/ everybody just gets along to be realistic. The town didn’t have any sort of security plan (like say an informal checkpoint or a night watch) and aside from a couple people getting beat up everything went just fine for a long time after it was clear law and order had collapsed. I halfway just put this here because there should be a “bad” for this review format to work. It was sort of refreshing after reading book after book that are like a mix of a war book with occasional references to storing food and gushes of gun porn about the authors favorite guns/ gun accessories.

Edited to include: I also found it curious that in the book though our federal government (as well as state and pretty much county) had collapsed people still used dollars as currency. Especially in a slow slide type scenario I don’t think dollars would go away quickly. Somewhere around when the power goes out and people realize things have changed for the long term I doubt the dollar would be good for much except keeping track of friendly games of poker and monopoly. In the book barter was the most common followed by silver and they mentioned that gold was pretty much hoarded. I just found it curious that in the book people still accepted dollars albeit at a highly inflated rate. I just can’t see it working out that way.

The Ugly: It was clearly written from a New England small town perspective. The book was at best halfway condescending of Christianity/ religious people and really anybody who isn’t from New England. A good friend of mine found it quite condescending to Southerners. He also noted that while the town folks mocked these people they relied on them for protection. I can’t say I entirely saw what he saw but them again I am not a Southerner. Anyway if it bothered him it might bother some other people too.

I really enjoyed this book and think you would too.

quote of the day

“We’re not going to save our way out of this recession. We’ve got to spend our way out of this recession, and I think most economists know that.”
Rep. James Clyburn (D-S.C.)

quote of the day

“It’s great to be in a state where it’s okay to cling to your guns and religion.”
-Sarah Palin upon being given a Henry .44 Big Boy rifle by the Arkansas Republican Party.

Great Deals

Wifey watches the local cheap stuff boards like a hawk. A few minutes ago we bought five medium sized electric house fans for $20. Unlike down in the South homes here do not come standard with AC. We got a great deal at 4 bucks a piece. Today it is 40ish and rainy. The winter snowfall and ice is just starting to melt and will likely reappear before it vanishes for the year. I doubt we will use a fan for 3 months.

The point is that to get really good deals you need to have a long vision. This long vision means you have the time to wait until a good deal comes. If it was summer in the South we would not be willing to wait around to find a bargain. Also you need the financial ability to buy something today (the fans aren’t a great example of this but you get what I mean) that you might not need for awhile.  Having a little bit of money sitting around can let you take advantage of real deals.

It is worth noting that for it to be a deal the item has to be something you might reasonably use. If I had gotten a $20 set of books written in Swedish it would not have been a deal because I do not read that language and am unlikely to learn.

In any case I got a great deal on fans,

The End.

Open Carry Deturs Criminals

Open carry deturs armed robbery in Kennesaw, GA.

quote of the day

(205):

Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

An Interesting Discussion Going On At Surviving In Argentina

This and this are worth reading. Also my comment about dealing with the ammo shortage of last winter is on the main page. Man that was a dumb thing to do. Space was at a real premium in our cars for the drive but a shoe box full of .38 would have given me peace of mind. The real kicker is that I had the ammo and just didn’t bring it. Oh well it was a busy time and we had lots of stuff on our minds.

In any case having a couple hundred rounds per gun is probably reasonable advice for someone who is just getting started or is cautious but not full bore paranoid.  Probably enough ammo for anything other than a Mad Max scenario.

Winter Weather

Lots of folks have been writing about the cold weather. It is freezing in the South and Europe, in particular Central Europe have been a mess for awhile now. Rio calls it the Al Gore winter which I find amusing. Suppose this is my obligatory cold weather post.

Folks have already talked about putting extra clothes, food, water and sleeping gear in the car. Other folks have talked about winter driving. I see no need to rehash that stuff. I do however have a few other observations.

Cold weather is hard on skin and lips in particular. Keeping a decent stash of whatever your preferred lip chap stuff is prudent. Yeah chapped lips won’t kill you but if a tiny bit of planning and a few bucks will let you be comfortable it is foolish not to go that route.

My other thought is that in the winter you need to be more flexible about travel, running errands and the like. More than once we have had a plan to go here or there and adjusted it based on looking outside at the roads or the weather report. Even when we are talking about relatively short 30-45 minute trips it is just smart to use common sense. For example, earlier this week we had planned to go do a bit of window shopping and have dinner at a restaurant we have been wanting to check out. The weather turned nasty yesterday (and my wife is a bit sick) so we are pushing that plan to the right. We will either cook something here, order in or go someplace down town. This might seem overly cautious but I would rather err on that side than get in an avoidable wreck or get stuck somewhere.

On that note I think it is prudent to be willing to change your plans if the conditions merit, even if you are out. This might mean sleeping on the couch or floor at somebodies house or even staying in a hotel/ motel for the night. Having a sleeping bag per person in your vehicle is good but if a clean, safe room at the Holiday Inn is available to me it is an easy decision. For a hundred bucks or so to get a room for the night and some dinner you could avoid a serious wreck or even worse. My deductible is $500 so doing that 4 times to potentially avoid a wreck makes economic sense even if you do not factor in the huge hassle of an accident or getting stuck.

I recall once when winter weather socked a whole bunch of travelers in the sleepy NW town I was living in. Some of those folks got stuck for 3-4 days. This is where that savings account portion of the emergency fund comes into play. Last Christmas we got stuck in Philadelphia for a few days. Traveling long distances on a shoestring budget is never particularly advisable but in winter it is a downright bad idea. It is fine to plan to travel cheaply but having the resources to sustain yourself if something happens is the smart thing to do.  

In short be prepared to be inconvenienced in terms of time, travel plans and a bit of money.

Aside from that I find the winter weather best experienced by looking out the window from my warm living room with a glass of something warm to drink.